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Latest speculation is that that was glacier trying to get our of his wedding.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch


 Originally Posted By: rex
Latest speculation is that that was glacier trying to get our of his wedding.


LMFAO!!!

My co-workers just came to check on me I was laughing so hard...shit, I have tears in my eyes!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: rex
http://www.krdo.com/Global/story.asp?S=8418266

MEXICO - A Texas man has been arrested for driving under the influence, falling
asleep at the wheel and hitting bicyclists in a race. One person was killed
and 10 others were injured when Juan Campos, apparently drunk, crashed his car
into the racers riding down a highway in Monterrey, near the U.S.-Mexico
border.

According to police, the drunken Campos fell asleep at the wheel. This
photograph was taken by a city official at the exact moment of the accident.
It happened 15 minutes into the race.

A total of 452 cyclists were participating in the 21-mile race, which was
canceled after the incident.



That's both funny and sad at the same time. I feel badly for the guy who was killed.


That is one heck of a photo, though. The photographer really thought fast to get such
a perfectly timed photo to capture the event.

Where I live in Florida, we have our fair share of bizzarre accidents. A few
years ago, an old lady drove across a lawn in an apartment complex,
went through a fence, ran over and killed a 35-year-old guy on a lounge
chair, before sinking her car in the swimming pool.

Several times, elderly drivers have passed the warning gate and driven up a
drawbridge, over the top, and into a canal.

Very close to my home, a car parked on the railroad tracks at a crossing, and
the car was hit by a train, and carried on the tracks for 2 miles!


These things may be funny to us, but I'm sure they're not funny to the people they actually happened to.

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Thanks for gaying up my thread, wonder tard.


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No problem.

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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
 Originally Posted By: rex
http://www.krdo.com/Global/story.asp?S=8418266

MEXICO - A Texas man has been arrested for driving under the influence, falling
asleep at the wheel and hitting bicyclists in a race. One person was killed
and 10 others were injured when Juan Campos, apparently drunk, crashed his car
into the racers riding down a highway in Monterrey, near the U.S.-Mexico
border.

According to police, the drunken Campos fell asleep at the wheel. This
photograph was taken by a city official at the exact moment of the accident.
It happened 15 minutes into the race.

A total of 452 cyclists were participating in the 21-mile race, which was
canceled after the incident.



That's both funny and sad at the same time. I feel badly for the guy who was killed.


That is one heck of a photo, though. The photographer really thought fast to get such
a perfectly timed photo to capture the event.


Where I live in Florida, we have our fair share of bizzarre accidents. A few
years ago, an old lady drove across a lawn in an apartment complex,
went through a fence, ran over and killed a 35-year-old guy on a lounge
chair, before sinking her car in the swimming pool.

Several times, elderly drivers have passed the warning gate and driven up a
drawbridge, over the top, and into a canal.

Very close to my home, a car parked on the railroad tracks at a crossing, and
the car was hit by a train, and carried on the tracks for 2 miles!


These things may be funny to us, but I'm sure they're not funny to the people they actually happened to.


Indeed.


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God damn you two are gay. Why don't you go to the insurgency boards. You'd fit in over there.


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Sorry about the human compassion, Rex.

I'll try not to let it happen again.

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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Latest speculation is that that was glacier trying to get our of his wedding.




Well played!

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DON'T DO IT, JEFF!!!! RUN!!!! RUN!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!


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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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wow, agreeing with wondy twice in two days.


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I'm sorry. Did WB say that Jeff should run away from his marriage with Elisa? Or this another RayFact?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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46 minutes!

He's creating a profile for me. The internet police are gonna be busy for a long time!


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