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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Halo, I un-ban you so that I might amuse myself by physically beating you with small children...


Do not contradict my orders! It makes us look weak!


REGROUP!! Back to the cave for a strategy session...

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Shouldn't there be a secret thread for that?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Dammit, Harley! Stop giving away our secret secrets of secrecy!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Oooops! Do you think Mxy will ban me now? \:\(



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I think, if ever there was a time to post pics, this is it. The nekkider, the better.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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But would that be enough to keep Mxy from banning me? he is mad with power, y'know...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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There's only one way to find out...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I concur! finn is correct - unless said photographs are posted, the world may never discover how the wrath of mxy™ might be assuaged.


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I want to ban harley! on the pool table! right now!

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Oooops! Do you think Mxy will ban me now? \:\(


I HAVE BANNED YOU FROM NOT POSTING NAKED PICS!


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 Originally Posted By: starheartcollective


Halo and sikk are gloating about their so-called victory over at the insurgency.






theyll never get it...




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Meanwhile, Rex caused whomod to blow a fucking gasket in the Politics Forum. Fucking Insurgents...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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HE FUCKING CALLED THE POLICE ON ME WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW MY REAL NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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 Originally Posted By: Sikkbones
http://www.rkmbs.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/961137/fpart/1


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Yeah, but he doesn't really seem to be banned.

And Joe Mama's laughing? I don't get it. What am I missing?

Zzap!


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Yeah, but he doesn't really seem to be banned.

And Joe Mama's laughing? I don't get it. What am I missing?

Zzap!


An obsession with maligning me.


I'm told that Halo can't shut up about you over there, Joe. If I were you, I'd be fat. But also worried.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Apathy
?

Um.... Are more of us posting at Rob's boards now than here?

Somebody explain this whole thing to me now, please?

I miss the old, simple days, when rival groups would 'rumble' in the streets while dancing rythmically....

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Maybe we could race for pinks?

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They must be getting almost no activity, since we only have two of them over here at the moment. \:-\[


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Apathy
?

Um.... Are more of us posting at Rob's boards now than here?

Somebody explain this whole thing to me now, please?

I miss the old, simple days, when rival groups would 'rumble' in the streets while dancing rythmically....

user posted image

Maybe we could race for pinks?

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We're at war with a group of limp dicked internet nerds who approach Starheart on the douchery scale. That's essentially it.


Heh... "war".


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I thought there had to be two sides to a war? They seem to be shooting themselves in the foot, not us.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Apathy
I was looking more for impetus or motivation...

Everyone on the internet is a douche, to some extent.

I'm just trying to understand the 'internet war' culture. I have a hard enough time understanding realtime people. Why do you do it? Simple disagreements? Is it fun? It just seems that people are seeking strife by participating. I just want to understand the mindset. From the outside, most people (real and virtual) seem to fall into the same categories of what they rail against, using the same tactics as their enemies, all the while crying foul at instigation and/or reciprocation. It seems to me a purely manufactured drama, where people who would likely be quite cordial to one another in realtime, if not downright friendly, treat each other as would etherial electronic cavemen. Is it the natural human desire to have the last word, coupled with the lack of realistic threat of a punch to the face?

Why don't people pay for philosophy anymore? I should start charging...


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Apathy
I was looking more for impetus or motivation...

Everyone on the internet is a douche, to some extent.

I'm just trying to understand the 'internet war' culture. I have a hard enough time understanding realtime people. Why do you do it? Simple disagreements? Is it fun? It just seems that people are seeking strife by participating. I just want to understand the mindset. From the outside, most people (real and virtual) seem to fall into the same categories of what they rail against, using the same tactics as their enemies, all the while crying foul at instigation and/or reciprocation. It seems to me a purely manufactured drama, where people who would likely be quite cordial to one another in realtime, if not downright friendly, treat each other as would etherial electronic cavemen. Is it the natural human desire to have the last word, coupled with the lack of realistic threat of a punch to the face?

Why don't people pay for philosophy anymore? I should start charging...


First, you get a... dry.gif and a brooding.gif .

Second, it has to be for fun 'cause, realistically, nothing is going to come of this. They'll still be the assholes they are and we'll still be the friendlier sort who don't think it's acceptable to make crude sexual jokes about a friend's newborn baby daughter.

Third, if a person doesn't stand for something, they'll fall for anything. Trite, I know and I did read it on a church sign as I was driving by, but they insulted the hell out of whomod via his daughter and I'm doing my part to stick up for and support a friend. Nothing more.

Fourth... raspberry.gif

Zzap!


After reading all that, I've started to wonder...

...doesn't he feel silly writing "Zzap!" at the end of every post? It'd be one thing if only wrote it for joke posts, but apparently he does ALL THE TIME. I shouldn't talk, cause I used to end my posts with "Kltpzyxm!". Then, I turned 15.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Apathy
dry.gif I'm not entirely sure I know what fun means anymore...

I get the 'getting your homies' backs' thing. That's respectable.

I don't get the fun factor, though... To be honest, there isn't much that I do find fun. I'm in constant 'dabble' mode whenever I do things...


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Apathy
dry.gif I'm not entirely sure I know what fun means anymore...

I get the 'getting your homies' backs' thing. That's respectable.

I don't get the fun factor, though... To be honest, there isn't much that I do find fun. I'm in constant 'dabble' mode whenever I do things...


For me it's fun when I see one of those idiots flounder or make an ass out of it which everyone but their click can see.

I also think it's fun seeing all my peeps come together to flame a bunch of stupid assholes. For example, JT and Andrew have had a couple of real zingers overthere.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Apathy
Zingers? Courtesy of people who post here? I'm Intrigued!


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 Originally Posted By: FiveStarJT96
They really are a bunch of self-important gas bags, aren't they? It's fun for me to verbally beat the shit out of these jerk-offs because they prey on the weak and the defenseless...or in whomod's case, they outnumber and outshout him. Physically beating the shit out of those type of people is pretty satisfying, too...but not very likely in this case. These tools are, in short, bullies. And bullies don't stop until you punch 'em in the face.


I would like to introduce you to my friend Christopher.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Apathy
Zingers? Courtesy of people who post here? I'm Intrigued!


My favorite thus far was Mr.Andrew's. One of the dickheads overthere comes on and makes some not funny crack (which only those dingleberries would find amusing) so Mr.Andrew goes "Agh, a faggot. Qucik! Step on him!". Had me rolling for about 10 minutes.


ZING!


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I mean, ZNIG!


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Oh, I forgot to mention that Sikkbones/Black Machismo named this thread "Tapout!! we win!!!".

Now I feel guilty. He seemed really excited.


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you mean...


Zzzap!


(damn thats gay)


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Yeah, but he doesn't really seem to be banned.

And Joe Mama's laughing? I don't get it. What am I missing?

Zzap!


An obsession with maligning me.


I'm told that Halo can't shut up about you over there, Joe. If I were you, I'd be fat. But also worried.




My power is awesome indeed. I still can't believe they haven't put two and two together, even when they've been told. Buncha shitheads.

And since I know Halotard will eventually read this: BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I OWN YOU TOMMY!!! YOU ARE NOW AND WILL FOREVER BE MY BITCH!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Soooooooooooooo...will there actually be a round two? Was there even a round one?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I killed them before they even knew of these boards. This is like a horribly failed prequel to something that will never exist.


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george lucas would be proud...


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Buncha fucking Marys on that forum.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Soooooooooooooo...will there actually be a round two? Was there even a round one?



there was a weigh-in. the insurgency was found wanting...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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So basically I beat 'em all by my lonesome.



Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Did whomod call the cops on you? No he didn't. Stop be a ball hog.


























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He didn't, but I'm sure there's an APB out for Martin Scheckland. Should I run away to Canada? Or find a Caribbean nation that doesn't extradite to the US?



Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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