Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Halo applied to be a messenger, but the military wouldn't accept him.


No. Halo was drafted into the Spartans but he was too chickenshit to go to war and he tried to get taken into the Greek Navy instead.


He thought the line "our arrows would blot out the sun" was some kind of euphemism for wanking and crying.