Ooh ooh! Pick me! I want to join! I'm tired of having an identity! I'd love to pretend I'm harmoniously swapping out one user-name with non-existent persons and also pretend I'm pretending to lack basic language skills! This is serious pretend business! My life could be in danger from some other message board nobody's ever heard of! The unaccountable corporate forces comprising Big Signature operate entirely sans ruth!
