It's been several weeks now that our their first assault on the RKMBs took place and in that time many, many things have happened. I'm not going to elaborate on most of them (like when Zzap missed a funeral and neglected his children to surf gay porn), but if you take even a cursory glance at the Insurgency (that is, if you haven't been banned yet) (without breaking any rules) (after they said they wouldn't ban anyone who didn't break any rules) (yeah, what the fuck?!), you can't help but notice how obsessed with us they've become. In the space of three or four short days we came very close to thoroughly destroying those morons.
And now, they can't stop...literally. They have made thread after thread after thread after thread after thread after thread after thread after thread and dedicated literally hundreds if not thousands if not billions of responses to our pineapples. They really love pineapples over there. And that is without counting the pineapple posts in their secret forum! But, back on topic, um: Why, I bet they'll even start a thread JUST LIKE THIS ONE over there, that is, minus some diggressions. Charming little diggressions, might I add. Simply magnificent little charming and adorable diggressions. Ah, to be blessed with a short attention span.
With that in mind, I'd like you to tell me and show me where and how we pwned them. I mean, owned them. To clarify, I want you to narrate the circumstance in which you purchased an insurgent, which then came to be of your possesion. Posession? Possession? Google says posession. I should go with that and delete all this, then.
Ktlpzyxm!
