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You would, your ego's the only thing bigger then your gunt.

What's a 'gunt', Walter?

I just like the fact that this sentence implies that Iggy isn't getting laid every night while his girlfriend is.

Google it, Giggles.

He hasn't posted in over 5 hours... Do the math!!

I like how you idiots conject whatever implication suits you.

Let me try.

I like how doctors post implies he's a 40 year old virgin who's dreams of a man serenading him with a Backstreet Boy song.

Go Iggy.

You're such a bitter li'l puppy. Poor Tommy. You get so mad when I pay attention to someone besides you - it makes you

But I have a quote to back mine up, or doesn't your 'learning disorder' allow you to see what I was saying?

OOH! My turn!!!

I like how every one of Tommy's posts is chock full of

Have you ever had a puppy numbnuts? Cause I've never seen one that's bitter.

Be careful, Doc. He's compiling a list of 400,000 reasons why the RKMBs sucks and he hates us. I clock in at #2...don't get yourself on that list.

A quote that says nothing even close to her getting laid when Iggy's not. You know when she'll probaly hear about this place? Right before they fuck? Wanna know why? Cause Iggy is the type of person to say "man I pity those loser virgins on RKMB, let's fuck!".

Ah yes, broken records have a good memory.

You'd know from personal experience.

You lose.

This game requires you to come up with something new and on your own. So yeah, you're better off not playing.

Well Iggy is a sexy bitch but Knitwit is far too possessive, that bitch.

I WIn!

Poor li'l Tommy...

If you say so.

I say so. Since you seem so eager to listen to what I say than I also say that you should experiment with suicide.

Add another reason to your list, Tommy.

Ok, I'll do this really slow for ya.

She said that because she's got a good job and getting laid every night that she won't be posting here. She also says that Iggy will be. In other words, Iggy doesn't have the same limitations on his time that she does. Specifically, a good job and getting laid every night.



I don't know who comes out looking more pathetic in that quote. You or Iggy.

As Iggy seems to be able to take a joke and make some good ones himself, I'll just say it's you.

Man you're one weak-minded fuck. Gotta stick with the same old routine that never works. Well, I know it works in your own mind but not in what us natives like to call "reality".

Yeah, I know, you're going to edit my post or say something like "poor little Tommy". Go for it Martin. But I'm not surprised why you hide out here.

That's an Oakley post if I ever read one.

Still more Oakleyesque posts.

Tommy, I'm sure someone will explain this to you but, because this is a text-based means of communication, I can't hear anything you're typing. And, as I'm not anywhere near you, I can't actually hear you when you yell at your computer screen at "me." But don't you fret none, I'm not going to judge you for giving it up to Iggy and everyone else at the Insurgency Forums.

Actually the loser virgins come out looking more pathetic

So it's still Halo. Gotcha!

Read my typings asshole, Iggy is the admin of our board of course he's gonna hear about this place. While he's at work he checks out the board periodically. Don't put words in her mouth just cause you don't know what you are talking about.



And you don't seem to be able to get a joke

He called me "Martin!"

A few points, Tommy:

1) I hate to break this to you, Tommy, but this isn't "reality." This is the internet. I know it's all you have, but there you go...

2) The "same old routine" is clearly working. You can't help but mention it, dyslexia boy. I guess you'll add that to your ever expanding list of 400,000. I'm sure you're grateful for all the help we give you. You're welcome.

3) I don't really "hide out here." I mean, you can pretty much tell when I'm here. As opposed to you pussy Insurgents, who really do hide behind alts and the ol' "Anonymous."

4) Lest I forget:

He had virgins as plural.

DOC MADE A MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S A TOTAL MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, I won't harp on it like certain other banal fucks in this shit hole.

We notice that you didn't correct him when he refered to you as a virgin. Iggy, whomod, Sikkbones, your dad, and your uncle must've told you that what they do to you doesn't count as "real" sex, eh?

I can read fine. It pretty fucking obvious to everyone else that you can't.



Once again, I'm not the one with deficiencies in reading comprehension on display here.

The internet is part of reality. Things you say here reflect on you. I know you don't want to believe that but it's true. Everything you do is part of your psyche. And in reality, you have nothing better to do than constantly put yourself on a pedestal. Not surprising since I've seen many fat, stupid, ugly fucks like you who have to overcompensate for their physical appearance with a massive ego.



Clearly working? I'm still here despite how you've bragged about chasing me away for 5 months and how you've been mine and everyone's else's meltdown was "imminent" for 3 weeks now.



Pah-lease. As if you bitches don't have alters .

Or I just singled out the one posting on this board.