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One minute, eleven seconds. Morning after I got drunk the first time.
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2003-08-31 6:43 AM
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Yeah, but you were sitting down the gravitation pull was different. Also your vaginal "area" is designed to cause greater airflow than the penial "zone." Thus causing air pressure to literally pull forth urine.
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2003-08-31 6:47 AM
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So what you say is that you could beat that with ease? 'Cause you have less gravity and airflow accelerating the pee rate?
Bring it on, Bitch! What's your number?
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2003-08-31 11:12 AM
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2003-08-31 1:31 PM
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I've gone for an excess of six minutes -- in a shrub outside a movie theater, in semi-full view of the other folks walking out of ATTACK OF THE CLONES...
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#96302
2003-08-31 1:53 PM
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It's great when my parents have people over and I go to the bathroom near the living room and pee for like five minutes and when I come out everyone's silent.
How about pooping records?
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2003-08-31 4:44 PM
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One time URG did it in front of house. What am made it real bad was it am not URG's house.
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2003-08-31 5:03 PM
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I've also overlflowed a public toilet once while pissing away for a few minutes -- felt kinda woozy and drained after that one...
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2003-08-31 7:45 PM
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I remember overflowing one as a kid, and I also peed a little on the trash can and the walls, and when I got out of the "cubicle" some really polite guy was coming in, and he was smiling and said hi to me. I imagine he wasn't that happy when he saw the mess inside.
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2003-09-01 4:07 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I remember overflowing one as a kid, and I also peed a little on the trash can and the walls, and when I got out of the "cubicle" some really polite guy was coming in, and he was smiling and said hi to me. I imagine he wasn't that happy when he saw the mess inside.
That was YOU? You damn disgusting bastard!
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2003-09-01 4:11 PM
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I pissed for close to two minutes once. The stellar event occurred after a seven hour road trip with no stops.
It was like a frickin' flash flood, man.
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2003-09-01 4:53 PM
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One minute, eleven seconds. Morning after I got drunk the first time.
When I was young, there used to be this children's television programme called 'Record Breakers'. It was hosted by Roy Castle, who was also a jazz musician and used to close every show by singing a song called 'Dedication' which ended with him playing a trumpet solo.
Roy Castle's co-host was a man called Norris McWerter, who was involved, in some way, with the Guiness book of records. Whenever somebody attempted to break a record on the show, Norris would be there to adjudicate. One time this fat kid tried to break the world record for the biggest bubblegum balloon. Unfortunately the gum caught on the zipper of his top and exploded in his face.
Anyway my point is, unless Norris McWerter, or some other representative from the Guiness Book of Records, was present when you took this One minute, eleven second piss, your record means absolutely nothing as there is no one to corroborate your claim.
It's like someone in a bar bragging about the time they caught a really big fish or insisting that they had sex with three supermodels in the same evening.
So let this be a lesson to you. Next time make sure someone's in the bathroom with you.
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2003-09-01 11:12 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by CrisLander:
That was YOU? You damn disgusting bastard!
You're a bald north american forty year old?!
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2003-09-01 11:22 PM
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2003-09-02 4:02 AM
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URG was doing mans wife while man was in bathroom with Mxy.
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2003-09-02 12:12 PM
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This place am known for it's class.
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!hctib ym si kcaJ
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 
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That's the most incredible word I've ever seen!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Wait...you guys stop peeing?
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Quote:
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Uschi is in depends now.
That all depends on how you look at it.
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Is being in depends like being in denial?
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No, whether or not Johnson Brand Adult Diapers count as Depends.
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yes, just like TK's glad bags for condoms.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hey! Wasn't that a joke on 50 First Dates? Mellisa brought that over last night. Funny stuff.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Robots have reproductive organs?
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They've gone from a catfight from loving each other. I love this movie.
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well what can i say. a 5ph, triple bead n' ball, 8 massage setting, duel action double ended dildos do wonders.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And that was just the DOUBLE ended! THEN there was the three pronged wonder bar! 
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I thought they were the same person?
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Gentile Jesus, ME TOO!!!!!! It's madness, I tell you! MADNESS!!
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uh...no...her ass is too big for me to borrow anything.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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uh...no...her ass is too big for me to borrow anything.
That's what belts are for, silly! Sinch it!
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Gentile Jesus, ME TOO!!!!!! It's madness, I tell you! MADNESS!!
Jesus wasn't a Gentile, he was a Jew!
THE MADNESS CONTINUES!!!
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uh...no...her ass is too big for me to borrow anything.
That's what belts are for, silly! Sinch it!
ok ok, did you get the stain from TK out of those red leather ones? i'd like to borrow em.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I got some while I was unconscious???
...SCORE!
He fixes the cable?
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yeah, got it all on tape, just gotta send the copies out to naughty time novelity.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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