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I caress my nipples to get started, and look at pornography. Then I gently massage my mound until I am generally aroused, then insert my fingers into the vagina and at the same time rub my clitoris with my palm. Sometimes I suck on a rubber penis.
I am on my stomach lying with a pillow between my legs, either rubbing against the pillow or also using my fingers. My body is rigid and stiff as I rub my clitoris in a circular motion. My other hand is on my nipple, squeezing it, and sometimes I have a vibrator in either my vagina or ass. Legs vary.
I masturbate by rubbing my thighs together, usually lying down, but it can be done sitting up ( in an office, on a bus, etc. ). I rub them rhythmically, putting subtle pressure on the clitoris. The tension gradually builds to an orgasm.
Occasionally I bring myself to orgasm in the bathtub. First I excite myself with fingers, then I let the water on and get into an acrobatic position so my vagina is directly under the faucet. I start with the water warm or cool and at a low pressure on my clitoris. When I have gotten excited I run the water harder and lift myself closer to the water and let it pound into my vagina and then I come and it's the most fantastic feeling.
I masturbate mainly on my stomach and use my right hand to stimulate my clitoris in a hard up-and-down movement, using my middle finger, index, and ring fingers. My left hand fondles my breasts. I move a lot in a rotating motion and up and down. I mmmmm a lot and say 'fuck'. I keep my legs open in the beginning and as I feel myself coming to an orgasm I close my legs and pull my body up off the floor, bed, whatever. Sometimes I masturbate standing up and use the same motion and move quite a bit. Occasionally I masturbate on my back and find it hard to reach orgasm that way.
I usually start out rubbing my clitoris on the side of it, with my finger. Sometimes I use a mirror and watch - I used to stand up in front of a large mirror. Then, usually because my finger doesn't really turn me on much, I get out the vibrator. Sometimes I read pornography, sometimes I fantasize. Sometimes I get out the baby oil and rub my breasts and stomach. I move the vibrator up and down along the slit between my legs. One leg is usually with the knee in the air, the other, opened, on the bed. I move my lower body up to meet the downward motion of the vibrator. Sometimes I lick my fingers and wet my tit, and just manipulate it, shake it around. Sometimes i stick the vibrator in and out of my vagina, like screwing
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I caress my nipples to get started, and look at pornography. Then I gently massage my mound until I am generally aroused, then insert my fingers into the vagina and at the same time rub my clitoris with my palm. Sometimes I suck on a rubber penis.
I am on my stomach lying with a pillow between my legs, either rubbing against the pillow or also using my fingers. My body is rigid and stiff as I rub my clitoris in a circular motion. My other hand is on my nipple, squeezing it, and sometimes I have a vibrator in either my vagina or ass. Legs vary.
I masturbate by rubbing my thighs together, usually lying down, but it can be done sitting up ( in an office, on a bus, etc. ). I rub them rhythmically, putting subtle pressure on the clitoris. The tension gradually builds to an orgasm.
Occasionally I bring myself to orgasm in the bathtub. First I excite myself with fingers, then I let the water on and get into an acrobatic position so my vagina is directly under the faucet. I start with the water warm or cool and at a low pressure on my clitoris. When I have gotten excited I run the water harder and lift myself closer to the water and let it pound into my vagina and then I come and it's the most fantastic feeling.
I masturbate mainly on my stomach and use my right hand to stimulate my clitoris in a hard up-and-down movement, using my middle finger, index, and ring fingers. My left hand fondles my breasts. I move a lot in a rotating motion and up and down. I mmmmm a lot and say 'fuck'. I keep my legs open in the beginning and as I feel myself coming to an orgasm I close my legs and pull my body up off the floor, bed, whatever. Sometimes I masturbate standing up and use the same motion and move quite a bit. Occasionally I masturbate on my back and find it hard to reach orgasm that way.
I usually start out rubbing my clitoris on the side of it, with my finger. Sometimes I use a mirror and watch - I used to stand up in front of a large mirror. Then, usually because my finger doesn't really turn me on much, I get out the vibrator. Sometimes I read pornography, sometimes I fantasize. Sometimes I get out the baby oil and rub my breasts and stomach. I move the vibrator up and down along the slit between my legs. One leg is usually with the knee in the air, the other, opened, on the bed. I move my lower body up to meet the downward motion of the vibrator. Sometimes I lick my fingers and wet my tit, and just manipulate it, shake it around. Sometimes i stick the vibrator in and out of my vagina, like screwing I really wanna believe that-that wasn't copy and pasted from somewhere else...
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I caress my nipples to get started, and look at pornography. Then I gently massage my mound until I am generally aroused, then insert my fingers into the vagina and at the same time rub my clitoris with my palm. Sometimes I suck on a rubber penis.
I am on my stomach lying with a pillow between my legs, either rubbing against the pillow or also using my fingers. My body is rigid and stiff as I rub my clitoris in a circular motion. My other hand is on my nipple, squeezing it, and sometimes I have a vibrator in either my vagina or ass. Legs vary.
I masturbate by rubbing my thighs together, usually lying down, but it can be done sitting up ( in an office, on a bus, etc. ). I rub them rhythmically, putting subtle pressure on the clitoris. The tension gradually builds to an orgasm.
Occasionally I bring myself to orgasm in the bathtub. First I excite myself with fingers, then I let the water on and get into an acrobatic position so my vagina is directly under the faucet. I start with the water warm or cool and at a low pressure on my clitoris. When I have gotten excited I run the water harder and lift myself closer to the water and let it pound into my vagina and then I come and it's the most fantastic feeling.
I masturbate mainly on my stomach and use my right hand to stimulate my clitoris in a hard up-and-down movement, using my middle finger, index, and ring fingers. My left hand fondles my breasts. I move a lot in a rotating motion and up and down. I mmmmm a lot and say 'fuck'. I keep my legs open in the beginning and as I feel myself coming to an orgasm I close my legs and pull my body up off the floor, bed, whatever. Sometimes I masturbate standing up and use the same motion and move quite a bit. Occasionally I masturbate on my back and find it hard to reach orgasm that way.
I usually start out rubbing my clitoris on the side of it, with my finger. Sometimes I use a mirror and watch - I used to stand up in front of a large mirror. Then, usually because my finger doesn't really turn me on much, I get out the vibrator. Sometimes I read pornography, sometimes I fantasize. Sometimes I get out the baby oil and rub my breasts and stomach. I move the vibrator up and down along the slit between my legs. One leg is usually with the knee in the air, the other, opened, on the bed. I move my lower body up to meet the downward motion of the vibrator. Sometimes I lick my fingers and wet my tit, and just manipulate it, shake it around. Sometimes i stick the vibrator in and out of my vagina, like screwing I really wanna believe that-that wasn't copy and pasted from somewhere else... Well, you've got to be used to telling yourself to believe lies by now. Aren't you 21? That's 20 years of false beliefs. How can I reiterate this idea so to kill the humor factor further? I suppose if I said, yeah, that's just like you. I think it was from a book/study from the late 1950s.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I knew it wasn't when I read this sentence... Sometimes I suck on a rubber penis. Pul-LEESE. Everyone knows you suck your own.
He fixes the cable?
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The Mother Superior is doing her rounds, checking that all is well before retiring. She goes into a dormitory and calls out, "Time for sleep. Candles out sisters." Her command is answered with a loud slurping noise.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Yeah I think. I never read the study and I didn't really go anywhere on the site. It was a google search first link.
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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When I got to the middle of the second paragraph I knew it wasn't you talking.
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[ ^ november birthdays ^ ]
November 19
1831 James Abram Garfield
P o l i t i c i a n / U S P r e s [ d. 1881 ]
1903 Ann Veronica LaHiff
A c t r e s s Nancy Carroll [ d. 1965 ]
1905 Tommy Dorsey
C o n d u c t o r [ d. 1956 ]
1905 Eleanor Zellman
A c t r e s s Eleanor Audley [ d. 1991 ]
1917 Indira Gandhi
P o l i t i c a l L e a d e r
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1933 Larry Zeige
P e r f o r m e r Larry King
1936 Dick Cavett
A c t o r
1938 Ted Turner
B u s i n e s s m a n
1942 Calvin Klein
F a s h i o n D e s i g n e r
1960 Matt Sorum
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1961 Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra
A c t r e s s Meg Ryan
1962 Alicia Christian Foster
A c t r e s s Jodie Foster
1969 Travis McNabb
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1971 Tony Rich
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
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[ ^ november birthdays ^ ]
November 20
1908 Alistair Cooke
A c t o r
1925 Robert Francis Kennedy
P o l i t i c i a n [ d. 1968 ]
1932 Colin Emm
A c t o r Richard Dawson
1939 Richard Remick Smothers, Sr.
C o m i c / S i n g e r Dick Smothers
1943 Veronica Hamel
A c t r e s s
1947 George Grantham
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1947 Joe Walsh
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1957 Jim Brown
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1959 Mary Sean Young
A c t r e s s Sean Young
1965 Micheal Diamond
M u s i c a l A r t i s t Mike D
1965 Senen Reyes
M u s i c a l A r t i s t Sen Dog
1971 Angelica Bridges
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Help & Directions:
I'm Lost
Mi sono perso/ persa (feminine)
Can I Help You?
Posso aiutarti?/ posso aiutarla (polite)?
Can You Help Me?
Potresti aiutarmi?/ potrebbe aiutarmi? (polite)
Where is the (bathroom/ pharmacy)?
Dove posso trovare (il bagno/ la farmacia?)
Go Straight! Then Turn Left/ Right!
Vada dritto! e poi giri a destra/ sinistra!
I'm Looking For John.
Sto cercando John.
One Moment Please!
Un momento prego!
Hold On Please! (phone)
Attenda prego!
How Much Is This?
Quanto costa questo?
Excuse Me ...! ( to ask for something)
Scusami!/ Mi scusi! (polite)
Excuse Me! ( to pass by)
Permesso
Come With Me!
Vieni con me!/ Venga con me! (polite)
Personal Info:
Do You Speak (English/ Italian)?
Parli (inglese/italiano)?/ Parla (inglese/italiano)? (polite)
Just a Little.
Solo un po'.
What's Your Name?
Quale è il suo nome?
My Name Is ….
Mi chiamo ...
Mr.../ Mrs.…/ Miss…
Signor …/ Signora …(usually for both Mrs. & Ms)
Nice To Meet You!
è un piacere conoscerti!/ è un piacere conoscerla (polite)
You're Very Kind!
Sei molto gentile!/ lei è molto gentile (polite)
Where Are You From?
Di dove sei?/ Di dove è? (polite)
I'm From (the U.S/ Italia)
Sono (statunitense, italiano).
I’m (American)
Sono americano.
Where Do You Live?
Dove vivi?/ Dove vive? (polite)
I live in (the U.S/ Italia)
Vivo (negli stati uniti / in Italia)
Did You Like It Here?
ti piace qui?
Italia Is a Wonderful Country
L'italia è un paese meraviglioso.
What Do You Do For A Living?
cosa fai per vivere?
I Work As A (Translator/ Businessman)
Lavoro come (traduttore/ uomo d'affari)
I Like Italian
Mi piace l'italiano.
I've Been Learning Italian For 1 Month
imparo l'italiano da un mese.
Oh! That's Good!
Grande!
How Old Are You?
Quanti anni hai?
I'm (twenty, thirty…) Years Old.
Ho (venti, trenta …) anni.
I Have To Go
Devo andare
I Will Be Right Back!
Torno subito!
Wishes:
Good Luck!
Buona fortuna!
Happy Birthday!
Buon compleanno!
Happy New Year!
Felice anno nuovo!
Merry Christmas!
Buon natale!
Congratulations!
Congratulazioni!
Enjoy! (For meals…)
Buon appetite!
I'd Like To Visit Italia One Day
Mi piacerebbe visitare l'Italia un giorno di questi!
Say Hi To John For me.
Saluta John da parte mia!
Bless you (when sneezing)
Salute!
Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
Buona notte e sogni d'oro!
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Deep Purple
Smoke On The Water
We all came out to Montreux,
On the Lake Geneva shoreline.
To make records with a mobile,
We didn't have much time.
But Frank Zappa and the Mothers,
Were at the best place around,
But some stupid with a flare gun,
Burned the place to the ground.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water...
They burned down the gambling house,
It died with an awful sound.
(uh) Funky Claude was running in and out,
Pulling kids out the ground.
When it all was over,
We had to find another place.
But Swiss time was running out,
It seemed that we would lose the race.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water...
We ended up at the Grand Hotel.
It was empty cold and bare.
But with the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside,
Making our music there.
With a few red lights, a few old beds,
We made a place to sweat.
No matter what we get out of this,
I know I know we'll never forget.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water...
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I masterbate with halo's mouth. No one here is surprised.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I masterbate with halo's mouth. No one here is surprised. Of course you want to take his place right?
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I masterbate with halo's mouth. No one here is surprised. Of course you want to take his place right? Don't sound so hopeful. Jeez, your desperation is showing!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with...
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... like a sexy mormon girl?
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say.
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say.  Poor Tommy. 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. If you tried hard enough you could have sex with at least three ugly girls a week.
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. of course she would say that... she's female and the sikkbone's current love intrest... of course Joe's eyes have only started to water for the greateness that ios the sikkbone.
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. of course she would say that... she's female and the sikkbone's current love intrest... of course Joe's eyes have only started to water for the greateness that ios the sikkbone. I'll send him an apologetic fruit basket. From us.
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. of course she would say that... she's female and the sikkbone's current love intrest... of course Joe's eyes have only started to water for the greateness that ios the sikkbone. I'll send him an apologetic fruit basket. From us. a picture of Us naked with an apple between our genitals saying wish you were here?
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. damn dude. really?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I'm delightful 400+ posts
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I'm delightful 400+ posts
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. of course she would say that... she's female and the sikkbone's current love intrest... of course Joe's eyes have only started to water for the greateness that ios the sikkbone. I'll send him an apologetic fruit basket. From us. a picture of Us naked with an apple between our genitals saying wish you were here? Ooo get all Biblical on him? I like it. Spawning jealousy AND taking a subtle jab at his reprehensible conservativism...how very en vogue of you. ^_^
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. of course she would say that... she's female and the sikkbone's current love intrest... of course Joe's eyes have only started to water for the greateness that ios the sikkbone. Sikkbones can't stop fantasizing about the mighty JM. It'd be flattering if it wasn't so disturbing. He can't even try and make fuck with a "girl" without bringing me into it...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. of course she would say that... she's female and the sikkbone's current love intrest... of course Joe's eyes have only started to water for the greateness that ios the sikkbone. I'll send him an apologetic fruit basket. From us. a picture of Us naked with an apple between our genitals saying wish you were here? As I said... Poor Halotard. Left out in the cold for a woman and fantasies of me...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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