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Toby: Tell us another one, Uncle Remus.

Johnny: The one you told Daddy about Brer Frog havin' a tail.

Uncle Remus: And losin' it?

Johnny: That's it.

Uncle Remus: Well, then, how can there be a tale...

Johnny, Uncle Remus: [in unison] ... when there ain't no ta...

Uncle Remus: [chuckles] I could tell ya, but that's another tale for another day.

Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

Where were you last week at this time?

A Resalah (Arabic for "journal", "pamphlet", or "book") (رسالة توضيح المسائل), also resalah amaliyah is a book written by a Shia Marja that contains his practical rulings arranged according to topics dealing with ritual purity, worship, social issues, business, and political affairs, and outlining the principles used to derive specific rulings.

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"

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