As for Halo...I am forced to consider the possibility that, underneath it all, he's a very bitter man. Resentful. Paranoid. Hypocritically judgmental. I am wondering if there will ever come a time when his eyes will open to all of this sillyness, and start relaxing and having fun. A time when everything won't be a knee-jerk reaction, or a paranoid insult.
Bitter? Maybe. Resentful? Sure. Paranoid? Nope. Hypocritical judgement? None that I see. I understand why you think that. It helps you avoid every point I've made about you that you can't deny but don't want to face.