We figured we'd make an alt of you so you could do more important things, like being there for your friend after his dad died or spending time with your kids.
But we all know you would rather be surfing gay porn sites.
Hey! rexy's here! Which of your little tools was brave enough to bang on the trash can and wake you up?
Well, whoever it was gets a gold star for the day.
Now, I think our lesson yesterday left off when I was explaining to you how boring it is when you keep using the same old posts over and over and over.
So, your homework for tomorrow is to come up with something new. 'Kay?
And, if surfing gay porn is the only way I get to see your smiling face full of cocks everyday, then dammit I'm gonna do it! Unless you just want to keep on sending them to me in all your little PMs. SHIT! WHT THE FUCK TYPE OF PLACE IS THIS THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A "SLY WINK" MOTIE? OH WELL. JUST PRETEND THAT YOU DO HAVE ONE AND PICTURE IT AT THE END OF MY POST, OKAY? THANKS!
Zzap!
