Very clever.

But I have to question this 'solution'. Since your guys seem to take the internet seriously, wouldn't any apology we make actually be hollow? How can such an apology satiate some of your more proactive members' need for retribution? Since you require an apology from this board for what one or two posters have done (if you're still sticking to the whole 'whomod's daughter' reason), wouldn't you, in turn, have to apologize for whoever made the alt of LLance's as yet genderless, unborn grandchild?

Lastly, if you guys do accept an apology, won't that mean that you'll leave and our fun will end?

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."