Oy! Vhat do you vhant, you pesky goyim? **GASP** Are you a member of the tribe? QUICK, what's the secret handshake? Zzap! Sorry 'bout the confusion. It was an act - ACTING(!!!  !!!) . I'm Irish/Italian - I don't know whether to grab a beer or my crotch (thank God for two hands). Awwwww. See, I have this half of a locket my great grandfather gave me and he told me to search for the possessor of the other half. Crap. Zzap! See, my sensei told me to go out in search of the true master who will teach me to acquire The Glow. My quest has only been sidetracked by a woman whom I hope will teach me "the moves." And take your money. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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