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Heh, if you weren't at least a wee bit interested you wouldn't be typing it, would you?
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It is the royal We. He's talking to King Snarf. and Queenie. well, that's pretty elitist.
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Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
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I'm sorry, that doesn't sound too believable coming from the mind that came up with "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ahhhhhh. That's what my moaning will sound like with rexy's cock in my ass."
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"I enjoy women and their vaginas" is a classic phrase, by the way.
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"I enjoy women and their vaginas" is a classic phrase, by the way. Thanks. Over at the Insurgency, one of our members created a fictional band for me called "Captain Zzap and the Origami Vaginas". We're cutting a record soon. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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I like that you haven't denied you wrote that piece of gay erotica, Zzap. You're a stand up guy.
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Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
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I like that you haven't denied you wrote that piece of gay erotica, Zzap. You're a stand up guy. Hunh? For that matter, I also haven't denied writing a biography about rexy's early career as a fluffer on a gay porn set. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
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First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling.
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I, too, want people to devote their posts to my vajayjay.
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Get your own writer, dammit!
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Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling. Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling. Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know. Zzap! Oh, you're familiar with that process?
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Asking my underage son for pictures of his vagina. How you've fallen, Zzap. 
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Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling. Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know. Zzap! Oh, you're familiar with that process? Only from what I've read in the newspaper. But you go ahead and tell me about your experiences. I'm here for you. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Asking my underage son for pictures of his vagina. How you've fallen, Zzap. Perhaps, but I'm still above you. Just out of curiosity, why does your son have a vagina and why does he want someone to write about it? Is this another case of incest you're involved in? You've really got to get counseling for that. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling. Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know. Zzap! Oh, you're familiar with that process? Only from what I've read in the newspaper. But you go ahead and tell me about your experiences. I'm here for you. Zzap! So you think a priest abused me and you wanna hear all about it? You sick old perv!
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Asking my underage son for pictures of his vagina. How you've fallen, Zzap. Perhaps, but I'm still above you. Yeah, you're really proving it with all this classy material that mind of yours is cooking up!
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Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling. Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know. Zzap! Oh, you're familiar with that process? Only from what I've read in the newspaper. But you go ahead and tell me about your experiences. I'm here for you. Zzap! So you think a priest abused me and you wanna hear all about it? You sick old perv! Admitting that you've been abused is the first step to healing. If you're not comfortable telling me, I'm sure rex would be happy to help.  I WIN! Zzap! P.S. This is boring, I'm moving on.
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Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling. Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know. Zzap! Oh, you're familiar with that process? Only from what I've read in the newspaper. But you go ahead and tell me about your experiences. I'm here for you. Zzap! So you think a priest abused me and you wanna hear all about it? You sick old perv! Admitting that you've been abused is the first step to healing. If you're not comfortable telling me, I'm sure rex would be happy to help. I WIN! Zzap! I doubt that! Unless you're trying to tell me that he's been helpful to you. P.S. This is boring, I'm moving on. See, if I did like to brag, I'd say something mean right now. But I'll let you off the hook. 
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I win again!
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You got served!
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i broke my penis, raping Whomod's daughter. she was so tight, it snapped my 7" cock right off. 7" circumferance.
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that one was only, like, half an inch long.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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I think god glued it on wrong-way.
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hello, we're talking penis in here.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I'm logging out now.
You can come out of your hiding places.
rexy's back in charge.
Thanks for a swell time.
Later.
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There are 50 feet of cotton thread that fill my shirt. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of fibers it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant for you. Hate. Hate. Hate.
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is your hate like that of fundamentalist Muslims for pork? or that of Jews for Auschwitzh?
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Great avatar. Steals Silky Johnson's shtick. Reads like Sikkbone's Eminem love poems, but the grammar and spelling are better. I give this alt a 4 out of 10.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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