And hell yeah I was in impatient, I was busy wanking and crying this morning.
You say this but you got out of here real quick last night when Syd mentioned her vagina
Sammitch has pink taco phobia.
explain? I talked to her quite a few times. we all have to sleep sooner or later. I'm sorry you felt lonely without me staying up to smack you around some more.
Talked to her? You went off on an insane motie rampage (which probaly took more time then most any one of my post) then talked to her once. Twice if you count when you said "heh" or something.
And that one post was just your usual pontifications about me and one line like "I'll believe you are a female...so I'm leaving now".
so let me get this straight... there was a female poster on here and I didn't stick around just to talk to her, so you conclude she 'scared me away'? you dumbshit, it's no wonder you've had your ass handed to you by everyone you've tried to tangle with!
Uh-oh, struck a nerve. Sammitch is getting shook up at his own game. Or maybe Ushi's vagina has you frazzled?
you know nothing of uschi's plentiful and diverse genitalia!
how is it possible for me to be 'shook up' (it's shaken, dumbshit) at what I do? it takes zero effort to do what I do, which works in this case since you tend to clown yourself before we even have to click 'reply'.
I forget who said it, but they were spot-on when they described you as someone getting repeatedly punched in the face who thinks he's winning because the other guy's fist is getting tired.
No, asshole, it's shook up. And it's possible cause the first time you acknowledged her womanhood you took off. Hey, pink taco phobia is a serious thing that affects many video game addicted virgins like yourself. Nothing to be ashamed of.
this is even more entertaining than "no, YOU are! "
shook is the preterite form of the verb to shake, but the correct spelling of its past participle is shaken. you fail again.
you assume because I moderate a video game forum (where I edit and delete your posts) that I'm somehow 'addicted' to games, that I'm a virgin, and that I'm 'afraid' of a woman's... womanhood?
stay close to that phone, tommy. with your level of brilliance the navy just may reconsider!
[...basically one protracted verbal bitchslap...] 
