(words & music by otis blackwell - elvis presley) [tl; dr]
Anyway, if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.
so a pop-culture colloquialism substitutes for proper usage conventions for you? and what 'heat' are you talking about here? reading your comebacks is like watching a grouchy, wrinkled invalid air his grievances by shitting himself and glaring because he is absolutely powerless to do anything else.