Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Uschi wins again!


Why? Did she fuck your woman?


Dude, I've fucked EVERYONE's woman. Except yours, 'cause you ain't got shit.


No, cause my woman isn't into beastiality.


So you admit never having sex, then.


But...I'm not a beast.

OH, I get what you were saying. I was confused cause I usually expect you to say something funny and original. You're a dissapointing.


Shut your cunt hole, creepy! The adults are talking!


this thread is favorited. five gold stars and a dash of fellatio!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

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