And he can kick your ass all around this message board while writing a report for work, as well.
I win again because not only am I beating the crap out of you but I'm making $5,000 at the same time.
Zzap!
Heh! Actually, right now I'm writing a screenplay on goverment funding. I'd tell you the figures but I don't like to brag.
Suuuuuurrrrrreee you are.
That was just fucking lame. I've written AND sold screenplays so I know what the figures are.
Asswipe.
Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
