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Who finds my wit and charm irresistable. It is a quiet weekend. Kind of wet, but more or less humid than anything else.

I am thinking of that pic of Lance sleeping in the bed, you know, the one where his tit is popping out through the blanket. It makes me laugh. I think of that, and I think of this:
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Then I think of all the homoerotic imagery I have ever seen. You know, greased up wrestlers slamming each other in their tight underwear, Kiss, what with all their makeup and high heels, Rob Kampy, and those two guys from Laverne and Shirley.

Past few days have been rather funny. Uschi revealed that he is a she who acts like a he, which seems to be the opposite of how kltie (some of you know him) was a he who acted like a she...and I was so sure Kltie was a lesbian...

Danny hits on Uschi, gets rejected. That's about par for course. We all laughed. I dunno why we celebrate his misfortune. Maybe because he is the Milhouse in all of us.

Dave, well, Dave is supposed to help me become rich and famous. He%2

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fat, 42% protein, and 54% carbohydrates?

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Deja vú.

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If someone says "Glitch in the Matrix" I swear I'll fucking hit you.

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Mitch in the Glatrix.

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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Deja vú.

What? Was it the same cat, or a similar cat.
Deja vu can be a sign of a glitch in the matrix.

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*PUNCH!*

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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Deja vú.

What? Was it the same cat, or a similar cat.
Deja vu can be a sign of a glitch in the matrix.

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Mitch in the Glatrix.

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Good for Mitch.

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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Deja vú.

What? Was it the same cat, or a similar cat.
Deja vu can be a sign of a glitch in the matrix.

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Mood for Gitch.

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quote:
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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Deja vú.

What? Was it the same cat, or a similar cat.
Deja vu can be a sign of a glitch in the matrix.

*SHAZAM!*

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*PUNACKAZAM*

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quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
http://www.dejavu.com

Fuck! I opened that at work!

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What did the chinese say?

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quote:
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Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
http://www.dejavu.com

Fuck! I opened that at work!
Dave don't open that at work!

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quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
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Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
http://www.dejavu.com

Fuck! I opened that at work!
Dave don't open that at work!
華华!

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¡¿que coño?!

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上升在Mxy 的驴子外面。

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灣仔Mxy區!

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上子外面robisgay升。在的驴

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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Deja vú.

What? Was it the same cat, or a similar cat.
Deja vu can be a sign of a glitch in the matrix.

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*gentle push*

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أين الحمّام؟

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Take that, Mxy! No more of your orange loving propaganda on boards as admirable in stature as Incandescent!

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quote:
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أين الحمّام؟

That's a factory by the river.

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العربيّة

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A ship in the sea.

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And how does that make you feel?

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Dazed and confused.

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For so long it's not true.

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For so long it's not true.

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