Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling.
Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know.
Zzap!
Oh, you're familiar with that process?
Only from what I've read in the newspaper. But you go ahead and tell me about your experiences. I'm here for you.
Zzap!
So you think a priest abused me and you wanna hear all about it? You sick old perv!
Admitting that you've been abused is the first step to healing. If you're not comfortable telling me, I'm sure rex would be happy to help.
I WIN!
Zzap!
I doubt that! Unless you're trying to tell me that he's been helpful to you.
P.S. This is boring, I'm moving on.
See, if I did like to brag, I'd say something mean right now. But I'll let you off the hook.
