Rex rolled its trashcan into a bar one night, and asked the bartender for a glass of zima.

The bartender looked at rex and then said, "you're late!"

"Late?" Rex replied, "How?"

The bartender responded, "My doctor said that the laxative I took this morning should leave me seeing shit 2 hours ago!"


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