#96697
2003-06-29 1:34 AM
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 "Fuck all the Empire shit I just wanted to sing folf music" "Shizzah my nizzah gizzah!" "All my fish now belong to you." "All hail the thing behind the fridge for it is my new god!" "Fuck the force. Get a job."
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#96698
2003-06-29 2:05 AM
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I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
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Things Obi Wan never said,
which he COULD have said during his
light Saber duel with Darth Vader:
" Your shoelace is untied, Darth. "
" What's that behind you???" ( Well,
it worked for Marty McFly in all Three
of the Back to the Future movies! )
" Eat Shit and Die, Darth. "
" Luke, screw the force, c'mere
and give me some head. "
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#96699
2003-06-29 2:07 AM
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#96700
2003-06-29 1:55 PM
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" That's NO moon..Holy Shit!!
That's a Big Motherfucker! "
Upon seeing the DeathStar for the
very first time.
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#96701
2003-06-29 6:26 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 22,618
Your death will make me king! 15000+ posts
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You know Jar, just between you and me, you one cool motha fucka!
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#96702
2003-06-29 7:24 PM
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Joined: Dec 2000
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#96703
2003-06-29 7:25 PM
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DARTH VADER (winking and pointing at you with his index finger): "KTCH!"
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#96704
2003-06-29 10:08 PM
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We already are 15000+ posts
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Obi Wan Love Pie ![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
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#96705
2003-06-29 11:39 PM
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"There is some dried blueberry jello caught in my beard."
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#96706
2003-06-29 11:39 PM
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Posts: 12,609
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#96707
2003-06-30 12:47 AM
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"What do you mean I have to fly across the whole damned universe and I'm not going to get any pussy?"
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#96708
2003-06-30 8:19 AM
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Posts: 662
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I'm too old for this shit!
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#96709
2003-06-30 8:52 AM
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Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
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"Vader! You are a cheesy cunt!"
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#96710
2003-06-30 10:06 AM
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Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1
We already are 15000+ posts
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I am going to Fuck You Up Bitch.
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#96711
2003-07-16 1:36 AM
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"Oui! Ya wee cunt. Fetch me a fucking pack of cigarettes." "I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself." "Whhooooaaaaaaaa! E-Mail! " "I did not have sexual relations with that Ewok."
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#96712
2003-07-16 9:26 AM
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Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts
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"Goddamnit, Luke! Stop your fucking whining!"
"Goddamnit, Anikin! Stop your fucking whining!"
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#96713
2003-07-16 9:30 AM
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Posts: 11
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"Moss Eisley is a hive of dirty bastards & total cunts.......fuck going there!"
"Luke,you kissed your own sister you filthy little bastard!"
"Yoda is my love thang."
"Fuck off C3P0 you gay cunt!"
"When eating,use the fork Luke."
"Hey Leia,suck on this bitch!"
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#96714
2003-07-17 8:50 AM
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Posts: 662
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I have done shakespeare dont you know!
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#96715
2003-07-17 6:02 PM
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(indicating recently attacked Jawa sandcrawler)
"Look at those blaster marks. Too accurate for sand people. And I very much doubt whether imperial stormtroopers could hit a target so large at such close range."
(While fighting Darth Vader on the Death Star)
"Luke, help. I'm losing."
"The force flows through all living things. Feel it growing in your hand Luke...oh yes yes harder...Use more force luke."
(As luke is about to fire his torpedos at the Death Star)
"Luke...MISS!"
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#96716
2003-07-17 7:05 PM
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Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
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"Luke Skywalker........what a gay name!"
"Come & look up my toga!"
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#96717
2003-07-17 10:04 PM
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Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts
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"Luke, your father was a whiny bastard just like you, and your mother was a slut."
"How would you like a lightsaber up the ass?"
"Oh, for God's sake, Luke, you just kissed your sister. Sick bastard."
"Listen here, Yoda, you green, pointy-eared turd, I'll visit the strip club when I damn well please."
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#96718
2003-07-18 7:03 AM
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Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
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[Homer]"Mmmmm.....donuts."[/Homer]
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#96719
2003-07-18 6:00 PM
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Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbie Williams:
"Luke,you kissed your own sister you filthy little bastard!"
quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:
"Oh, for God's sake, Luke, you just kissed your sister. Sick bastard."
Now can anyone see a similarity here?
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#96720
2003-07-18 6:04 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
quote:
Originally posted by Robbie Williams:
"Luke,you kissed your own sister you filthy little bastard!"
quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:
"Oh, for God's sake, Luke, you just kissed your sister. Sick bastard."
Now can anyone see a similarity here?
Huh. Wasn't paying attention. Visions of boobies were dancing in my head as I was gettin' ready to leave to watch a bikini contest.
Boobies!
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#96721
2003-07-18 6:06 PM
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Joined: Oct 2001
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#96722
2003-07-18 6:09 PM
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"Luke, pull my finger."
To Darth Vader:
"How do you go to the bathroom will all that shit on?"
"What's the greatest thing about being a Jedi? Using the mind trick in a bar to get lucky."
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#96723
2003-07-19 12:16 AM
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 3,144
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"Pardon me while I.. polish my lightsabor."
"Guess what I'm wareing under this toga.. yeah uh huh a thong"
"So how often do you polish your lightsabor Darth"
"Thats no moon, thats one of Llances missing balls!!"
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#96724
2003-07-19 12:36 AM
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Posts: 33,920
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#96725
2003-07-19 9:53 AM
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"May the Schwarz be with you!"
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#96726
2003-07-21 8:58 AM
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Posts: 662
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Sand people meat or sex toys?
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#96727
2003-07-21 10:13 AM
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"Luke, ever seen a grown man naked?"
"... and the most important lesson a young Jedi can learn, Anikin, is that no matter what always wear underwear under your robe. Going commando leads to the dark side."
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#96728
2003-07-21 11:01 AM
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"Do you like movies about gladiators?"
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#96729
2003-07-21 6:46 PM
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"I want another pineapple."
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#96730
2003-08-26 12:12 PM
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This isn't the thread your looking for. You don't need to see my IP address. I can go about my posting. Move along.
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#96731
2003-08-26 12:15 PM
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I had my Pinto three or four seasons.
It's up for sale if you want it.
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#96732
2003-08-28 12:48 PM
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#96733
2003-08-28 11:59 PM
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Actually, Obi Wan did say that.
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Actually, Obi Wan did say that.
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