Things Obi Wan never said,
which he COULD have said during his
light Saber duel with Darth Vader:

" Your shoelace is untied, Darth. "

" What's that behind you???" ( Well,
it worked for Marty McFly in all Three
of the Back to the Future movies! )

" Eat Shit and Die, Darth. "

" Luke, screw the force, c'mere
and give me some head. "

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