RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Things Obi Wan Kenobi never said.

(indicating recently attacked Jawa sandcrawler)

"Look at those blaster marks. Too accurate for sand people. And I very much doubt whether imperial stormtroopers could hit a target so large at such close range."

(While fighting Darth Vader on the Death Star)

"Luke, help. I'm losing."

"The force flows through all living things. Feel it growing in your hand Luke...oh yes yes harder...Use more force luke."

(As luke is about to fire his torpedos at the Death Star)

"Luke...MISS!"