RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Things Obi Wan Kenobi never said.

"Luke, your father was a whiny bastard just like you, and your mother was a slut."

"How would you like a lightsaber up the ass?"

"Oh, for God's sake, Luke, you just kissed your sister. Sick bastard."

"Listen here, Yoda, you green, pointy-eared turd, I'll visit the strip club when I damn well please."