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King Snarf said:
"Sweet sassy molassey!"
and you wonder why you're a virgin... 
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"If ya SMELLLLL.... What the Obi Wan... Is cooking!"
depends on where he's cooking it...
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"Y'know, Vader, you kinda look like a dildo."
Ooo lemmee lick him
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"Yes, the Jedi philosophy is an odd religion, but no more so than Scientology."
Xenu will punish you for that one
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"Say what you want about Jawas, but they're great in the sack."
not that you'd know from experience of course
Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over the fantastic idea that when you are looking at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is guaranteed to have on her -- a cunt! They all have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts -- for fucking!
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