But I do find it cute that you were sitting around impatiently waiting for my reply. So impatient, in fact, that you just had to send me a "Back it up, skank" PM cause you were so anxious for my reply that just couldn't keep from barking ...
You.... must.... share......
Like any puppy who has been thwacked with a newspaper for barking when he should be quiet, Halo has learned that anything he says in a PM - or anywhere, really - will be posted and only serve as more fodder for laughing at him/not taking him seriously. Hence, he only wrote the "skank" comment and attached a link to this thread where he anxiously awaited my reply.
Originally Posted By: Prometheus
He...he sent you a PM? Holy fuck, you must have nailed his insecurity button dead-on. I've never gotten a PM from him...
The word "flaccid" hit too close to home for him.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
