Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Awwwww, you missed me, Uschi.

I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark with my son. First time he'd seen it.

Zzap!


Ha ha ha! He told you THAT?! Ha ha ha, no. No no no, I had Raiders on the telly that one time a rufied his juice and took carnal advantage of his prostrate form on my coffee table. I can see why he doesn't like to remind himself of that time though. I tore his ass the hell up.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

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