Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Awwwww, you missed me, Uschi.

I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark with my son. First time he'd seen it.

Zzap!


Ha ha ha! He told you THAT?! Ha ha ha, no. No no no, I had Raiders on the telly that one time a rufied his juice and took carnal advantage of his prostrate form on my coffee table. I can see why he doesn't like to remind himself of that time though. I tore his ass the hell up.


Wow. I'm stunned. Shocked, even.

YOU have a coffee table?

Zzap!

Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."