Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Hey kids, Has that fat, miserable shit stain, rexy, come back yet?
I hope he understands this is all just fun and games. I'd really like the opportunity to chat with him some more. If only to remind him what a truly vile thing he is.
Please let him know I'll be around for a while.

The obsession continues...

Rex,I think zzap has a crush on you.


I thought I already made myself clear on that. rexy's the only one for me. Then, when I'm done and he's curled up in the fetal position, drooling, soiling himself and laughing maniacally while spreading his feces on his face, MAYBE I'll have time for one of you guys.

I know it sounds like it might be a while, but trust me, the last time I was here, rexy didn't post for a whole day and that has got to be some sort of record for him, so it probably won't be long now. Unless, of course, he shows himself to be the pussy I believe him to be and sets me to ignore. In the meantime, however, I like to think maybe...just maybe rexy went outside and looked at the sun.

Zzap!

Rex owns you as long as you spend your time posting about him. Rex is dominating you and he's not even here.


Okay. See, that I don't get. Why does he dominate me if I post about him when he's not here, but you guys post about Halo when he's not here. So does that mean he dominates you?

Not that it matters. The only thing about his apology post that I found noteworthy is that he actually knew the mechanics of where his cock would go IF he were ever to have the opportunity to fuck something. I'd assume he's a longtime subscriber to Penthouse Forum, but I'm certain his masturbatory habits preclude being able to focus on the written word and frankly, braille porn loses something in the translation.

Zzap!

Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."