Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap


When my daughter was born, if someone looked at her the wrong way or didn't pay her a sufficient amount of compliments (as determined by me), I would go for their jugular. Fortunately, this rarely happened and most of the surrounding community suffered relatively little collateral damage.

Zzap!


What a fucking tosser.


My g-d, you're right. All this time. ALL THIS TIME!!! I've been wrong...oh so wrong.

If having pride in one's children makes me a "fucking tosser", so be it. I guess that's just not something you could relate to because you never experienced it from your own parents.

Fucking moron.

Zzap!

Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."