Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
seriously though, signing each post "Zzap" is pretty gay....


No. It's called masturbating. With the exception of Halo, who by virtue of his incredible flatulence in withstanding the shit I've packed up in him, I haven't had a male rectal orifice to pound in a while. Mostly I wank alone.

It's all about vocabulary recognition.

Zzap!

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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