Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
also, someone wanna summarize that other post by ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZap? I can't be arsed to read it.


Sorry. I do tend to get a bit verbose.

Allow me to cut to the chase for you, my good Uschi.

rexy is in fact, a walking, talking, humanoid shaped stain composed entirely of fecal matter.

I'm not going to let him forget that.

Zzap!

P.S. That better? \:\)


No, I never learned to read. You'll have to make a diagram.

Also, how does a smear of fecal jerk into socks all the time? It couldn't POSSIBLY have that kinda substance.

And I'm not your dear; I'm diabolical.


Secretly, in my heart of hearts, I'll always consider you as my dear one.

There is much about rexy the human shit stain, that does defy the physical laws of the universe as we know them, including how he manages to shift his massive bulk to keep from getting bedsores, so just how a shit stain can jerk off into a sock is beyond our current knowledge. I'm figuring by the 24th century man will have progressed to the point of knowing such things.

Sadly, my artistic skills are limited to the written word and the acts of love. I could try and draw you a diagram, as you requested, but in attempting to discern my intent, you may well be driven mad.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."