Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap


When my daughter was born, if someone looked at her the wrong way or didn't pay her a sufficient amount of compliments (as determined by me), I would go for their jugular. Fortunately, this rarely happened and most of the surrounding community suffered relatively little collateral damage.

Zzap!


What a fucking tosser.


My g-d, you're right. All this time. ALL THIS TIME!!! I've been wrong...oh so wrong.

If having pride in one's children makes me a "fucking tosser", so be it. I guess that's just not something you could relate to because you never experienced it from your own parents.

Fucking moron.

Zzap!


Having pride in your kids means that if they aren't paid a "sufficient amount of compliments" the offenders will suffer "collateral damage"?

This from the guy who neglected his kids by pawning them off on his ex, so he could get clowned on a message board?

Are you for real?

And I'll fill you in on a little secret: the next person who finds you intimidating in anyway will also be the first.

"Oh no! There's Steve Zwick! If we don't heap praise on his kids, he might go for our jugular!"


"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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