You don't read coloring books dumbass! You look at the pictures. Too bad their in black and white.
Actually, I made the coloring book joke first. After reading Sammitch's tripe "Bright" I said I've read better stuff in a coloring book and Sammitch obviously took exception cause now he's ripping me off. His stories are lame though. Guys dripping wet coming out of the shower and shit like that. Not that that surprises me coming from Sammitch.
