1. It is VERY rare that relatives close enough in blood to be considering being incestuous do not have some resemblance to each other.
2. I know that because your cousin doesn't look like your twin, you have no problem molesting the poor boy/girl.
3. I'm still not seeing what him having a "white trash daddy" has to do with him possibly being related to me? Are we speaking from personal experience again here, darling? Tisk Tisk.
4. Give up while you can. Seriously. Its kind of sad.
1. Well I'll be. I guess that means the mailman, the dentist and the bum on the corner are all related to me because we share similar physical features.
2.Appearance has nothing to do with it, you see, in recent scientific journals, it has been stated that first cousin incest as well as sibling/parent/aunt+uncle incest makes special babies. I won't have sex with them because special babies cry a lot.
3. Lets say, your mother is Janet the whore. She's a mulatto [half-white/half-black] She likes her some white trash lovin' and then 9 months later she goes to the bathroom to poop and out pops Sammitch [75% white] Then a few weeks later, see's hankerin for some chocolate rain! 9 months later, you drop into the toilet ["NOT AGAIN!"]. So we have a 25% similarity, but you still have the same mother, no?
4. Clever.
These personal family stories are quite touching, hun. I'm sure your mother is quite proud of her little crotch dropping.
However, look it up sweety. Incest is legally defined as some sort of sexual behavior between CLOSE relatives. And sorry, but all my CLOSE relatives look a heck of a lot like me. Maybe the mailman looks like you because he railroaded your mom. Who knows. Who knows. And while your story is SO gripping...in order for it to make ANY sense in real life, Sammitch and I would ACTUALLY have to have the same mother. So basically, you were just going on and on about your incestuous fantasies. There's no need to do that here, I'm sure there are tons of websites LOADED with that kind of stuff, just for YOU!
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
