And while your story is SO gripping...in order for it to make ANY sense in real life, Sammitch and I would ACTUALLY have to have the same mother.
You mean... YOU and SAMMITCH! aren't related? Well I'll be. The way you work together so well in posting is like the mental link often found in siblings.
Oh and its no secret that my mom has been at the mailman, and the bum on the street. I'm still not 100% on her and the dentist yet.
Yeah, I'm having a hard time believing Sammitch could have sex with someone who isn't related to him. She must be a third cousin or something.