And while your story is SO gripping...in order for it to make ANY sense in real life, Sammitch and I would ACTUALLY have to have the same mother.
You mean... YOU and SAMMITCH! aren't related? Well I'll be. The way you work together so well in posting is like the mental link often found in siblings.
Oh and its no secret that my mom has been at the mailman, and the bum on the street. I'm still not 100% on her and the dentist yet.
Yeah, I'm having a hard time believing Sammitch could have sex with someone who isn't related to him. She must be a third cousin or something.
not all of us go in for family members... or fellow marines...
Least I've done more with my life than work at target and play video games.
I guess getting plowed by half the unit and faking an injury to get out of it is quite a bit nobler than earning money and having fun.
Noble? You're a turd who's got nothing better to do than talk shit about people. Even if you have to fabricate reality to do it. Your a little shit who will never amount to anything more than an obnoxious shit heel who's too much of a coward have a independant thought.
look at all the fun you're having, dumbshit!
Trashing you to the point you can't deny what I say is great fun. Can't you see the smile on my face?