Reports have been coming in for the last two or three days... Just what is the deal with Uschi? Some suspect she is an attractive, albeit misunderstood woman who likes to use naughty language to express her inner sentiment. Others think she is a guy who is masquerading as a woman to torment would-be horny teenage males for their affection. Still, there is a third possibility. Maybe she is a militant lesbian who simply hates men.

There is evidence to support all of these, but the latter seems to be the most feasible. Few women, or men, for that matter, can resist the luring appeal of Disco Steve's compliments. They are like verbal orgasms. But to turn them down and ass-kissing? One would have to not only hate Disco and Steve, but all members of the male sex. That can only lead us to the conclusion that she is a man-hater. Or a really, really straight guy.

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Misunderstood? U-Decide!