#97230
2003-08-22 4:05 PM
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Reports have been coming in for the last two or three days... Just what is the deal with Uschi? Some suspect she is an attractive, albeit misunderstood woman who likes to use naughty language to express her inner sentiment. Others think she is a guy who is masquerading as a woman to torment would-be horny teenage males for their affection. Still, there is a third possibility. Maybe she is a militant lesbian who simply hates men. There is evidence to support all of these, but the latter seems to be the most feasible. Few women, or men, for that matter, can resist the luring appeal of Disco Steve's compliments. They are like verbal orgasms. But to turn them down and ass-kissing? One would have to not only hate Disco and Steve, but all members of the male sex. That can only lead us to the conclusion that she is a man-hater. Or a really, really straight guy.  Misunderstood? U-Decide!
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#97231
2003-08-22 7:50 PM
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#97232
2003-08-22 10:34 PM
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#97233
2003-08-22 10:40 PM
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I'm really a 92 year old drunk old lady in the back woods of upper Wisconson living in a ragged shack I constructed out of sticks I found and dead squirrels. And two alive squirrels. Chippy and Maskeroo. Then one day the internet fairy visited and gave me the blessed curse of broadband. So here I am now. Dance.
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#97234
2003-08-22 10:51 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
I'm really a 92 year old drunk old lady in the back woods of upper Wisconson living in a ragged shack I constructed out of sticks I found and dead squirrels. And two alive squirrels. Chippy and Maskeroo. Then one day the internet fairy visited and gave me the blessed curse of broadband. So here I am now. Dance.
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#97235
2003-08-22 10:54 PM
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 GEICO!
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#97236
2003-08-22 10:57 PM
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Here I am talking to the people who live in my head. I'm the one in the foreground all dressed up. We are having a PARTY! 
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#97237
2003-08-22 10:58 PM
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 PANTS!
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#97238
2003-08-22 11:03 PM
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Here's Maskeroo when he went into OUTER SPACE! 
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#97239
2003-08-22 11:04 PM
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 GLAMOUR!
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#97240
2003-08-22 11:05 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
PANTS!
BLESS YOU!
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#97241
2003-08-22 11:06 PM
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That guy in the sunglasses and that fat chick on the opposite side should totally hook up.
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#97242
2003-08-22 11:09 PM
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#97243
2003-08-22 11:20 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
That guy in the sunglasses and that fat chick on the opposite side should totally hook up.
WHITE SNAKE RAWKS!
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#97244
2003-08-22 11:37 PM
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Now Dave, was this before you got your haircut? And if so, which one were you?
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#97245
2003-08-22 11:48 PM
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#97246
2003-08-22 11:52 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Soy un perdedor:
Now Dave, was this before you got your haircut? And if so, which one were you?
Lead guitar.
I got all the chicks.
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#97247
2003-08-23 4:16 AM
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#97248
2003-08-23 4:17 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Why?
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#97249
2003-08-23 4:19 AM
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He's a hunka hunka burning crabs!
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#97250
2003-08-23 11:19 AM
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He's got an itch he's gotta scratch.
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#97251
2003-08-23 1:17 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
I'm really a 92 year old drunk old lady in the back woods of upper Wisconson living in a ragged shack I constructed out of sticks I found and dead squirrels. And two alive squirrels. Chippy and Maskeroo. Then one day the internet fairy visited and gave me the blessed curse of broadband. So here I am now. Dance.
I think we've met before. Didn't you use to teach at my school?
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#97252
2003-08-24 3:54 AM
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We already are 15000+ posts
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We already are 15000+ posts
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#97253
2003-08-24 3:26 AM
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Kindergarten. That was when I first started manipulating other humans for my personal gain. Hired hitmen who I never had to pay.
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#97254
2003-08-24 11:25 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Kindergarten. That was when I first started manipulating other humans for my personal gain. Hired hitmen who I never had to pay.
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#97255
2003-08-24 5:18 PM
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#97256
2003-08-24 5:36 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Go fuck yourself.
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#97257
2003-08-24 5:45 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by The AFLAC Duck:
quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself again. You seem pent up.
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#97258
2003-08-24 11:31 PM
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She's a Dyke! She refused the long length of Zod when it was presented, no woman, not even Lesbians can refuse Zod's length! ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif) Kneel before ZOD!
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#97259
2003-08-24 11:56 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
I'm really a 92 year old drunk old lady in the back woods of upper Wisconson living in a ragged shack I constructed out of sticks I found and dead squirrels. And two alive squirrels. Chippy and Maskeroo. Then one day the internet fairy visited and gave me the blessed curse of broadband. So here I am now. Dance.
I think we've met before. Didn't you use to teach at my school?
You lost your virginity to your teacher?
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#97260
2003-08-25 1:24 AM
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#97261
2003-08-25 1:26 AM
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I lost my virginity to a rabbit!
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#97262
2003-08-25 1:36 AM
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I'm Brian Fellow! 400+ posts
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#97263
2003-08-25 1:44 AM
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#97264
2003-08-25 1:46 AM
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Hush up! That dirty talk!
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#97265
2003-08-25 1:51 AM
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*meow* 
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#97266
2003-08-25 1:55 AM
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Zod weeps for kitty!! ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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#97267
2003-08-25 1:55 AM
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#97268
2003-08-25 2:03 AM
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Yes they do, Brian Fellow, yes they do...
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#97269
2003-08-25 2:06 AM
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