And - guys - I need a fuck buddy; any volunteers?
I don't go in for anal, giving or recieving, but other than that, I'm game.
You're only the second guy I've ever heard admit he won't do anal (giving that is; most don't want to receive). Makes me wonder - does the PA address and beard mean you're Amish? I think I'm banned from the Amish

Nice, shiny pate tho, I could give that head a good rub!