Originally Posted By: Kobe Bryant
First off let me give props to the Celtics for a great win. They deserve it. Second I am better than Mikey Jordan and fuck way more white women then he could ever dream of. Third since when is Joe Mama a basketball fan? And last yet most importantly send me sneaky and harley for a few hours so I can relieve my excess cums.


I'm not. Not really. But I'll celebrate a Boston victory any ol' day. Even if it's a Bruins victory, and I care less about hockey than I do about basketball. You can't have harley or Sneaky, but you can have Uschi. She's even from Colorado, so you can re-live past glories.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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