Originally Posted By: Lord David Bowie
I was wondering how you manage to masturbate and weep at the same time.
Even a great thespian such as I, would have great difficulty doing both together.

I do believe though, you should stop having sexual intercourse with farmyard animals.


Forgive me yet? Please? I forgot what I did!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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