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#978784 2008-07-06 2:55 PM
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An E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve minors".


"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. "
Gabe Kaplan's Ghost #978818 2008-07-06 4:05 PM
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Arthur Davidson of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it quickly.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these market survey numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."


"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. "
Gabe Kaplan's Ghost #978823 2008-07-06 4:15 PM
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Irwin Schwab #978833 2008-07-06 4:27 PM
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I didn't realize Gabe Kaplan died......next I'll find out Abe Vigoda is dead too.

PJP #978834 2008-07-06 4:29 PM
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What do you call a chicken crossing the road? poultry in motion!





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