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Are you aware just how much you've been touching yourself?

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That's just bsams. He likes it when his head is up his ass...it's his dark and private place.


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
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FUN SCIENCE FACT! You can never touch anything. Ever. Not even yourself. What you feel is the combined magnetic repulsion of all the atoms that make up yourself and other things.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Are you aware just how much you've been touching yourself?



yes


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
FUN SCIENCE FACT! You can never touch anything. Ever. Not even yourself. What you feel is the combined magnetic repulsion of all the atoms that make up yourself and other things.


Get a load of the big brain on Brad!!!


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
That's just bsams. He likes it when his head is up his ass...it's his dark and private place.



it was always rumored by the other NB's that you were really a closet homo, i guessing by your comments this was in fact true....

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I'm only gay for you, big boy...I appreciate you shoving your head up there in an effort to stretch your pucker enough for me to fit.

I know you want to be with a black man, bsams...you just don't know how to ask.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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UJ53, don't be taking JM's night job. He's a professional.


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 Originally Posted By: Dabney Donovan
UJ53, don't be taking JM's night job. He's a professional.


My book should be published in 4th Quarter 2008.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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seriously bastie, we all thought you were gay....

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but I never learned to read!


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
but I never learned to read!


That's why it's getting an audiobook release - for you and Bunny!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Is this the part where I should get mad and defend my manhood cuz you thought I was gay?

Or is this the part where I say "you may fellate me for 15 minutes" to give you more ammunition?


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
but I never learned to read!


That's why it's getting an audiobook release - for you and Bunny!

It'll be a pop up book!


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Are you aware just how much you've been touching yourself?


Anyone who doesn't jack off 12 times a day is queer...


"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Are you aware just how much you've been touching yourself?


Anyone who doesn't jack off 12 times a day is queer...


Actually, it's fourty.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
but I never learned to read!


That's why it's getting an audiobook release - for you and Bunny!


Point and laugh at Uschi and Bunny.

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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
but I never learned to read!


That's why it's getting an audiobook release - for you and Bunny!

It'll be a pop up book!


And how!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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and space!


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love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees; I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh on oh no yeah

I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh no oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
and when i think about you; i touch myself
ooh ooOoh ooOoh aaaaahhhh

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself

I honestly do
I touch myself
I touch myself

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Someone got an advanced reading copy!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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The Youtube video poster makes me wet. Wanna fuck?




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Day-um!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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*Blows a kiss to Joe*




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Stop it Youtube guy...youre making me horny.




I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
*Blows a kiss to Joe*

Joe, its not edible.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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But I already ate him :-(




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what the hell? when i asked to fuck I get the "im with sammitch" crap. Its cause im black isnt it?


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
*Blows a kiss to Joe*

Joe, its not edible.



still never stops him from trying...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Knut, you've seen the Mocha-tits, can you blame him?

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Awwww Jeremy...you charmer you...go ahead..give them a squeeze!




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DAMN! She likes the whities then! Sorry, Kortnee!


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I do like the whiteys its true. And Ive fired my management...now Im able to say who I can and cant fuck. :-D




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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
I do like the whiteys its true.


you make me sad... \:\(

 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
And Ive fired my management...now Im able to say who I can and cant fuck. :-D





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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
DAMN! She likes the whities then! Sorry, Kortnee!


Word. She ain't into dat uber chocolate vibe yo. She be trippin', fo' rizzle.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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