FUN SCIENCE FACT! You can never touch anything. Ever. Not even yourself. What you feel is the combined magnetic repulsion of all the atoms that make up yourself and other things.
Get a load of the big brain on Brad!!!
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!