I'm only gay for you, big boy...I appreciate you shoving your head up there in an effort to stretch your pucker enough for me to fit.

I know you want to be with a black man, bsams...you just don't know how to ask.

Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
-USCHI showin' some love