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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Dont push me, cause Im close ta da edge.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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she a nigga on de edge!


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so you dumped Sammitch, Mocha? guess you sound out it wasn't sand, but a kitty-litter-witch.


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Or a Dried-Chewy-cumwich?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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balls!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Poor Knurkel. Now it's the WOMAN keeping him down...


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
I do like the whiteys its true.


you make me sad... \:\(

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And Ive fired my management...now Im able to say who I can and cant fuck. :-D





Awww Knutums...Im sorry....I just like vanilla over chocolate...don't be sad...I'll be your best friend.




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 Originally Posted By: Uschi


Bah hahahahah....that was my favorite fault. The He-man woman haters club.




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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
so you dumped Sammitch, Mocha? guess you sound out it wasn't sand, but a kitty-litter-witch.


Last time Sammitch broke up with his 'lady friend', she left the board. Hopefully, it will be the other way around this time.
















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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Hopefully this gal will post plenty o' pics of herself now that she an' Sammitch are no more. That'd show 'im!!!



































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Oh yeah, I forgot to mention! She sent me a ton of near-nude photos.


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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
I do like the whiteys its true.


you make me sad... \:\(

 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
And Ive fired my management...now Im able to say who I can and cant fuck. :-D





Awww Knutums...Im sorry....I just like vanilla over chocolate...don't be sad...I'll be your best friend.



damn. then i get the "lets just be friends" line. If you hadnt already shown pictures of yourself id swear you were harley...


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everybody needs a black friend.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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well of course. where else would they get their supply of grape drink?


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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its purple by the way


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Green's better. it enhances the BBQ sauce.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
so you dumped Sammitch, Mocha? guess you sound out it wasn't sand, but a kitty-litter-witch.


Last time Sammitch broke up with his 'lady friend', she left the board. Hopefully, it will be the other way around this time.



Lol Awww Docums...you like me better? Well...I'm not going anywhere :-).....just for you. I just can't leave you.













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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Hopefully this gal will post plenty o' pics of herself now that she an' Sammitch are no more. That'd show 'im!!!



































Lol, who knows...maybe I will :-)




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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention! She sent me a ton of near-nude photos.


Lol it was for a good cause...silly billy :-)




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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
well of course. where else would they get their supply of grape drink?


Now you make me want some Purple drink...damn you.




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how convenient! my urine suddenly turned purple!


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Methylene Blue?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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ha ha ha! omg that shit is the DEVIL! One pinch in a closed room and we're getting blue streaks every time we clean the counters on the other side of the pharm for a week!


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and no, blue and yellow makes green. blue and red makes pu-- oh. I don't piss blood, sweetness.


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sorry to kill that fantasy


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Y'know, and I spent so much on that rusty gold hanger.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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mmmmmm....hangers.




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I have no idea what's going on here, but I'm strangely aroused....


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Hangers are every girl's best friend.




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they're plan C!


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There's no plan for uschi!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i likes ta eat 'em off the vine!


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sauteed in a little butter!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i like how they burst with juices when you first bite in


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But are they as good as that yogurt that makes you poo?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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better! even though they constipate me


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Even the black ones?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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ooooh, those taste like licorice!


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