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The crappy pull and peel?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
Even the black ones?


ewwww the black ones taste sooooooooooour....like Prunes? or are prunes sweet...I dunno..I don't eat prunes. I can shit on my own just fine.




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we're talking abortions, dear. catch up.


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oh man, I'm tired. I thought you implied eating the poo.


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gross


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I'm sure the poo from the helps ya poo yogurt is pretty good with some beans and rice.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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we're talking abortions, dear. catch up.


I know we're talking about abortions you twat...lol, Im the one that brought up hangers being a woman's best friend.




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i do not eat poo. poo is what my body looked at and said, No sir! I don't like it!


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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
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we're talking abortions, dear. catch up.


I know we're talking about abortions you twat...lol, Im the one that brought up hangers being a woman's best friend.


next post after that, sugarbumps!


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I bet my poo tastes like chocolate pudding.




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fine. you an' Sneaks. two girls, one cup


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
i do not eat poo. poo is what my body looked at and said, No sir! I don't like it!

Seriously? Your not proud of them?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
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we're talking abortions, dear. catch up.


I know we're talking about abortions you twat...lol, Im the one that brought up hangers being a woman's best friend.


next post after that, sugarbumps!


I just got wet when you called me sugarbumps...time to change my underwear again.




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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
fine. you an' Sneaks. two girls, one cup


Come on, Sneaks, baby...eat my poo...




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don't tell her it's poo! she's blind, she can't tell!


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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
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we're talking abortions, dear. catch up.


I know we're talking about abortions you twat...lol, Im the one that brought up hangers being a woman's best friend.


next post after that, sugarbumps!


I just got wet when you called me sugarbumps...time to change my underwear again.


I can help you out of that pair, but I'm afraid I've gone and thrown all your others into an incinerator!


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Sneaky...its not poo.....its....chocolate pudding...yummy...lumpy...corn filled chocolate pudding...




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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
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we're talking abortions, dear. catch up.


I know we're talking about abortions you twat...lol, Im the one that brought up hangers being a woman's best friend.


next post after that, sugarbumps!


I just got wet when you called me sugarbumps...time to change my underwear again.


I can help you out of that pair, but I'm afraid I've gone and thrown all your others into an incinerator!


You mean I havent got any more underwear to wear? Oh well...pantiless it is...




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oops! I seem to have dropped my pencil between your legs!


you wanna get it, or should I?


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You get it...I'll spread my legs a little more so you can reach..




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theee itsy-bitsy spi-ider went up the water spout...


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Stay away from my poo!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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my goodness! this isn't a pencil, it's a penis! why Mocha, you sneaky little thing!


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Im sorry...I forgot I still had my vibrator in my twat...help me get it out...




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nice deflect. hmmm.


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no, no... I can wriggle it free myself...


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Does it smell like Chewy?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Yeah, a little... did you steal this from Sammitch's ass, Mocha?


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
Does it smell like Chewy?




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Yeah, a little... did you steal this from Sammitch's ass, Mocha?

You sure he's a top?


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Klinton said most gays like to switch it about from time to time.

Plus, Chewy's cute. He has the barganing power.


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Awww you saw klint's dating profile too?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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no, I think he told me on the phone one time. he talks for HOURS. I fell asleep twice and he didn't notice.


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Half in French? He called here once and decided to go shopping an dkept me on the line. From what I heard he crashed into the wall and decided not to go because he had to play wiht pony island.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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No, he just kept on and on about how stupid America is. it was 3am, I slept.


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Ah. I told him I'd come up, he finally shut up.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
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Yeah, a little... did you steal this from Sammitch's ass, Mocha?

You sure he's a top?





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Does it smell like Chewy?




You girls offended Snarf's man-crush!

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Awwww poor Snarfums.




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Are you aware just how much you've been touching yourself?

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