I'm an artist, what can I say?

also, I'm smoother than the end of a fiber optic strand for a sonic arterial hard catheter. Which is, trust me I did it as a job for three days, pretty goddamn smooth.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"